Hall of Disappointments
Our greatest achievements in letting people down. We're proud of our consistent inconsistency.
The Great Launch of 2023
We promised to revolutionize everything. Instead, we revolutionized nothing. Our launch was so disappointing, it became legendary.
The $10M Feature That Never Was
We raised $10 million to build a feature that would "change everything." Plot twist: we spent it all on office snacks and motivational posters.
The Eternal Beta
Our product has been in beta for 847 days and counting. We're not sure what we're testing anymore, but we're definitely testing something.
The Mobile App That Wasn't
We announced a mobile app with great fanfare. Three years later, we're still figuring out what a "mobile" is. Is it like a desktop but smaller?
"Disappointment is just success that hasn't happened yet... and probably never will."
- Our CEO, probably