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Get Trash
The revolutionary Box of Broken Promises™ is coming soon. Join the waitlist to be among the first to experience premium disappointment.
Coming Soon™
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Premium Packaging
Beautifully designed box that's completely empty inside
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Authentic Disappointment
Hand-crafted broken promises by disappointment artisans
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Never Delivered
We promise to never deliver your order on time
What's in the Box?
- • One (1) empty promise of future success
- • Three (3) excuses for delayed delivery
- • Five (5) reasons why it's not our fault
- • Unlimited disappointment (while supplies last)
- • A sense of regret (free bonus!)
Frequently Asked Questions
When will Get Trash be available?
Soon™. We're currently in the "figuring out what we're building" phase.
How much will it cost?
More than you'd expect for an empty box, less than your dignity is worth.
Can I get a refund?
You can try, but our refund policy is written in disappearing ink.